Tumblr (3.0; @authenticmike)http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkrazjMmsC1qa15lvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14614726970http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14614726970Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:15:11 -0500<p><a href="http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/post/14191585262/explaining-gay-rights" class="tumblr_blog">lgbtlaughs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65czUxMC1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65d74gPI1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65demCiM1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65dpFJKB1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65dxYPvU1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65e8ulTq1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65f09mco1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65f9mCf71qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65frPHvQ1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65fzg4vH1qar70f.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw65gk02CE1qar70f.png"/></p> <p>[by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/lyn8t/had_to_explain_gay_rights_and_equality_to_someone/">nevermoreFTW @ Reddit</a>]</p></blockquote>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14198872198http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14198872198Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:17:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxotyvFCl1qzjnc2o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I Wanna Be Evil Animated.</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060744572http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060744572Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:29:26 -0500eartha kittearthakittevilwickedmeannastygifretroI wanna Be Evil<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tQ5VaBgXzuM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I Wanna Be Evil.</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve posed for pictures with Iv’ry Soap, <br/> I’ve petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope <br/> My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender <br/> But I’m noted most for my unspoiled gender <br/> I’ve been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer <br/><br/> And I’m the person to whom they say, “Your sweet, My Dear” <br/> The only etchings I’ve seen have been behind glass <br/> And the closest I’ve been to a bar, is at ballet class <br/> Prim and proper, the girl who’s never been kissed <br/> I’m tired of being pure and not chased <br/><br/> Like something that seeks it’s level <br/> I wanna go to the devil <br/><br/> I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks <br/> I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks <br/> I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies <br/> I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies <br/><br/> I want to wake up in the morning <br/> with that dark brown taste <br/> I want to see some dissipation in my face <br/> I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad <br/> But more than that I wanna be bad <br/><br/> I wanna be evil, and trump an ace, <br/> Just to see my partner’s face <br/> I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel <br/> I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool <br/><br/> And in the theatre <br/> I want to change my seat <br/> Just so I can step on <br/> Everybody’s feet <br/><br/> I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies <br/> I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries <br/> I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze <br/> and whatever I’ve got I’m eager to lose <br/><br/> I wanna be evil, little evil me <br/> Just as mean and evil as I can be</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesentimentofexistence.tumblr.com/post/14052311245/ive-posed-for-pictures-with-ivry-soap-ive">thesentimentofexistence</a></p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060708515http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060708515Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:27:13 -0500eartha kittevili wanna be evilwickedmeanmadbadnastycrueldaringhorridbad<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo12_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvl6yix3CD1qgpgowo13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Misfits!</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060008809http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14060008809Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:44:36 -0500misfitsdanzigGlenn Danzigjerry only<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvr3jeqRjj1qbskc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Danzig uses kitty litter. :)</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shit-sandwich.tumblr.com/post/13793700400/danzig-goes-to-the-grocery-too">shit-sandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Danzig goes to the grocery too.</p> </blockquote>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059964985http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059964985Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:41:56 -0500danzigglenn danzigmisfitssamhaingrocerykitty litterfresh step<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_14059891984" src="http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059891984/audio_player_iframe/authenticmike/tumblr_lspp1xwetR1qcgjxb?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fauthenticmike%2F14059891984%2Ftumblr_lspp1xwetR1qcgjxb" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>The Clash</strong> - <em>Know Your Rights</em></p> <p>This is a public service announcement<br/> With guitar<br/> Know your rights all three of them<br/><br/> Number 1<br/> You have the right not to be killed<br/> Murder is a CRIME!<br/> Unless it was done by a<br/> Policeman or aristocrat<br/> Know your rights<br/><br/> And Number 2<br/> You have the right to food money<br/> Providing of course you<br/> Don’t mind a little<br/> Investigation, humiliation<br/> And if you cross your fingers<br/> Rehabilitation<br/><br/> Know your rights<br/> These are your rights<br/> Wang<br/><br/> Know these rights<br/><br/> Number 3<br/> You have the right to free<br/> Speech as long as you’re not<br/> Dumb enough to actually try it.<br/><br/> Know your rights<br/> These are your rights<br/> All three of ‘em<br/> It has been suggested<br/> In some quarters that this is not enough!<br/> Well…………………………<br/><br/> Get off the streets<br/> Get off the streets<br/> Run<br/> You don’t have a home to go to<br/> Smush</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themikaexperience.tumblr.com/post/11149608299/the-clash-know-your-rights-this-is-a-public">themikaexperience</a></p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059891984http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059891984Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:37:32 -0500clashthe clashknow your rightsjoe strummer<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F14082695&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Straight to Hell</p> <blockquote> <p>You wanna play mind-crazed banjo<br/>On the druggy-drag ragtime U.S.A.?<br/>In Parkland International<br/>Hah! Junkiedom U.S.A.<br/>Where procaine proves the purest rock man groove<br/>and rat poison<br/>The volatile Molatov says-</p> <p>Go straight to hell, Boys</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://setharonimacaroni.tumblr.com/post/12606249793/you-wanna-play-mind-crazed-banjo-on-the">setharonimacaroni</a></p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059830252http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059830252Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:33:41 -0500the clashclashcombat rockstraight to hell<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvwev5Wtf51r7dg2co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>London Calling</p> <blockquote> <p>all made out of the tape. <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaunceyregalton.tumblr.com/post/13928536495/all-made-out-of-the-tape">chaunceyregalton</a></p> </blockquote>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059697733http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059697733Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:25:28 -0500clashthe clashlondon callinglondoncallingcassettetapetapes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0cs4RJOD1r6d409o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Reposting. This is perfect. </em><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strummer-blog.tumblr.com/post/14032267401/reposting-this-is-perfect">strummer-blog</a></p> </blockquote>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059639470http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/14059639470Sun, 11 Dec 2011 05:21:53 -0500the clashclashjoe strummer<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bTnQg_enYSw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Why I don’t have kids.</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13943302526http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13943302526Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:23:08 -0500danzigglenn danzigmisfitssamhainkidssingingcar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvp476zrL61qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Haha!</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13803720174http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13803720174Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:06:00 -0500josecuervojose cuervotequillaespecial<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a69RpEBJFAY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Man Without A Facebook, Trailer</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13635368983http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13635368983Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:23:40 -0500trailerfacebooksocialsocial networkingSocial mediaman without a facebookhumorlolvideomovie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqhy16Wsvr1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>children.</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540799183http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540799183Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:45:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqjthbu6fk1qd5jvuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>weapons of mass distraction</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540720381http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540720381Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:40:16 -0500weaponsbloggerfacebooktwittertumblrwordpressyoutubemassdistractiontruthTruth in advertisinglogos<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3stxOo8q1qa4karo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shy</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540414836http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13540414836Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:19:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3trgaUsP1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wtf?</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13539617435http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13539617435Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:27:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvflg8BzBl1r1r0q9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvflg8BzBl1r1r0q9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvflg8BzBl1r1r0q9o5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s a (insert your fav iDevice here, iPhone, iPad, iPod) charger. I sure need one of these for when the world ends. (Zombie Apocalypse, Ice Age, Rapture or Nuclear Holocaust) so I can still access my freakin’ apps. This will work unless the sun goes out or as they say in the South “cuts off”. :D</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13503622100http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13503622100Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:50:00 -0500Nuclear HolocaustRaptureSteve JobsZ-DayZombieZombiesaddictionand I feel fineappleapplicationsappsappzblack humorfunnyhumoriPadiPhoneiPodice ageit's the end of the world as we know itlolncnorth carolinasolarsolar chargerzombie apocalypsebrains<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfid2Wpkv1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Free Shrugs.</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13503011656http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13503011656Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:27:11 -0500lmfaofunnyfree hugsfree shrugsshrugapathy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt61zvy6jD1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saturn</p>http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13500876414http://authenticmike.tumblr.com/post/13500876414Tue, 29 Nov 2011 10:01:55 -0500GodCreationCreatedSaturnBeyoncePut a ring on itringlolfunny